A Pathetic Attempt at an Apology

I'm sorry for my absence. Can you ever find it within yourself to forgive me? It's just, there's too much going on in the world right now. I mean, there's this about the eroding Republican support for the War in Iraq. You can also have this about fatal shootings in the Bayview. Or you even have Jesse Jackson coming to town and speaking about stopping the violence. So hopefully you can accept this apology and we can move on. Is that too easy? Do you need more?