People are stealing my shit!

Ok, I saw a headline like this in the World Weekly News (WWN) while waiting in line at the Safeway in the Fillmore Center that referenced the 9/9/09 date (pls see bottom of linked text).

As if this day will be another dramatic event because the numbers turned upside down read, "6/6/06"!

The new article had a reference to the economy, end of the world kind of shit. Exactly the kind of things you would expect from the satirical WWN. (For the record though, I've been reading WWN since I was a kid.)

Also for the record, here is the link to my original idea.

Are writers covertly infiltrating my shit? Purging my archives for their latest headline, accompanied by a slick photoshopped image and bold type? If they indeed are, I need to start collecting my royalties pretty soon. I bet you can guess who coined the phrase, "Your royalties bring you luxuries, oh but, the squalor of the mind." I'll give you a hint; it rhymes with manissey.

But don't steal my shit, you know how that goes. Stop doing it, stop snitchin, stop whining.